Tag Archive | web content
Chalk it up to social Darwinism, but I refuse to risk life and limb, or endanger passengers and other drivers simply because Rex smells some tasty roadkill along the on ramp. You sealed your fate when left the yard, Rex.
Exhibit 3 – CatNocerous, ponders the oracular possibilities of a post-apocalyptic countryside and asks: Will humankind find sanctuary in an uncertain timeline where armor-bearing predators the size of a Ford F-250 SuperCab roam unchallenged? This tribal motif hints at cave painting, perhaps portending that prehistoric populace will rule modernity.
Oh sure, multitasking doesn’t even require a hyphen, but singletasking receives only shame as etymological outcast, shunned by lexicographers like some denotative Hester Prynne, marked as unworthy of our global village by her squiggly scarlet underline.
Those of you anticipating more than auto-erotic stimulation tonight, may find reassurance in the knowledge that February is also Cherry Month, Creative Romance Month, and Condom Month. Those of you who, like me, anticipate the mechanical amelioration of self love, will have to content ourselves with the fact that February also happens to be Library Lovers Month, Sinus pain Awareness Month, and Potato Lovers Month.
If you’re any good in bed, your partner will proclaim your name as tribute in the same sentence that calls forth a favored deity.
Writers experience similar praise for their efforts, but the corroboration most often stems from within before anyone else may value our craft.
For the record, if our jetliner takes a slalom ride across a snow-capped mountain top in the Andes, you have my solemn promise that I will wait till you turn into a Popsicle before I start slicing off fat fillets of your personal protein.