Tag Archive | Valentines day
Nowadays the true meaning of February 14th remains up for grabs depending on the itch you hope to scratch. A 21st century valentine may patronize a frigid yokemate, naively declare attraction, or reign supreme as your surefire Patron Saint of Impending Climax.
Those of you anticipating more than auto-erotic stimulation tonight, may find reassurance in the knowledge that February is also Cherry Month, Creative Romance Month, and Condom Month. Those of you who, like me, anticipate the mechanical amelioration of self love, will have to content ourselves with the fact that February also happens to be Library Lovers Month, Sinus pain Awareness Month, and Potato Lovers Month.