Tag Archive | God

Contraception: A Terrible Waste of Gourmet Protein

Contraception: A Terrible Waste of Gourmet Protein

The possibilities for new dishes are endless. Personally, I’d like to try something slow roasted over peach or maple wood, then hot mopped in the final stages with a citrus/honey glaze.

You Might Be a Compassionate Conservative If…

You Might Be a Compassionate Conservative If…

Can we actually define Compassionate Conservatism? Let’s wrap our minds around this elusive concept. Compassionate Conservatism espouses as a bizarre concoction of good intention and celebrated self-interest. Christ‘s teachings, Calvinist predetermination and entitlement, sanctified by the Sacred Covenant of Capitalism, form the basis of this dynamic, and contradictory perspective. Fashioned by divine inspiration from Adam’s […]

Addictions 1 Convictions 0

Addictions 1 Convictions 0

Unwilling to ignore the cogent ministrations of divine wisdom, I ordered my iced mocha fully charged with 6 shots from blood of the bean, savagely drained from countless tortured fruits, stripped from their mother tree and roasted to death for the sake of my salacious moment of pleasure. Exploitation never tasted so good.