Tag Archive | Business

Cottonelle: Emasculating America One Man At A Time

Cottonelle‘s cynical marketing tactics seek to reduce male testosterone, rendering this demographic helpless to resist an adorable spring-inspired pattern. While sitting in the gentleman’s service quarters, contemplating the meaning of life, I cast my gaze upon this image of a decorative container, featured prominently on Cottonelle’s 18 pack of Double Rolls. Cottonelle hopes to corner […]

Claim New Desktop Territory With a Flat Panel Monitor Mount

Claim New Desktop Territory With a Flat Panel Monitor Mount

Add masculine style to your den or bedroom by planting your 17-37″ display way up high, like they do in that awesome, rowdy sports bar your wife keeps telling you to avoid. Get off your desk and get on some wall! The sky’s the limit. Actually, you’re limited more by your studs than your imagination.